If I were a month, I would be: November
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Sunrise
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A crab.
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A futon.
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth.
If I were a historical figure: Benjamin Franklin...he was a ninja!
If I were a liquid, I would be: The stuff they put in lava lamps.
If I were a stone, I would be: Sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be: Paper
If I were a bird, I would be: Crow
If I were a tool, I would be: Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a forget-me-not
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Gryphon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Piano
If I were an animal, I would be: A bear.
If I were a colour, I would be: Bloue (Well, isn't that how the British spell it?)
If I were an emotion, I would be: Mischievious
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Carrot (I'VE *stab* GOT *stab* A *stab* CARROT! *stab, stab, stab*)
If I were a sound, I would be: A deep, low bell.
If I were an element, I would be: Earth. Solid, strong, confident, loving.
If I were a car, I would be: A Jetta. Totally.
If I were a song, I would be: The Rising Sons - Epilogue (A little shameless self-promo never hurt anyone)
If I were a movie, I would be: Street Fighter, or Mario Brothers. Classics.
If I were a book, I would be written by: God. Because I am a book.
If I were a food, I would be: bad for you
If I were a place, I would be: the place where everyone wanted to hang
If I were a taste, I would be: making your tongue explode
If I were a scent, I would be: making your nose match your tongue
If I were a religion, I would be: one of those really weird ones that few people follow.
If I were a word, I would be: Kickassery
If I were a body part, I would be: touched waaaaaay too often.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the facial expression made when that body part is touched waaaaaaay too often.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: something hard to understand, like Physics
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: a supporting character that everyone wishes were the main.
If I were a shape, I would be: shapely
If I were a number, I would be: 14
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: dead, probably...unless someone calls me an asshat
If I were a weapon, I would be: the weapon all godmoders used.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: the first one you take off when you're too sexy.

---------------------RED-----------------------

1. Closest red thing to you? Empty coke can.
2. Last thing to make you angry? I don't even remember.
3. Do you have a temper? Not really.
4. Are you a fan of romance?: I'm not a fan of romance. I'm a friend of romance.

-------------------ORANGE-------------------

1. Closest orange thing to you: The box to my first ever Japanese candy bar. <3
2. Do you like to burn things?: Who told you?!
3. Dress up for Halloween?: I haven't in forever, but I think it would be fun.
4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person?: I try to be that way to everyone.
5. Do you have anything against redheaded people? Just the opposite. I have something -for- redheaded people. Especially girls.
6. Are you usually full of energy?: Yeah, but I never use it at all.

-------------------YELLOW-------------------

1. Closest yellow thing to you? Highlighter
2. The happiest time[s] of your life?: One week ago today. V-Day '09.
3. Favorite holiday?: Halloween.
4. Are you a coward?: Not generally, no.
5. Do you burn or tan?: My burn turns into a tan.
-------------------GREEN-------------------

1. Closest green thing to you?: Money
2. Do you care about the environment?: Yep.
3. Are you jealous of anyone right now?: Nope.
4. Are you a lucky person?: Luckiest guy on earth.
5. Do you always want what you can't have?: I only can't have it right now.
6. Do you like being outdoors?: Not usually. Nature hates me.
7. Are you Irish?: Half

-------------------BLUE-------------------

1. Closest blue thing to you?: A pack of gum.
2. Are you good at calming people down?: Sometimes.
3. Do you like the sea?: Being in it, not so much. Looking at it I love.
4. What was the last thing that made you cry?: Having to leave her.
5. Are you a logical thinker?: Unfortunately.
6. Can you sleep easily?: Not at all.

---------------------PURPLE-------------------

1. Last purple thing you saw?: A pen.
2. Like being treated to expensive things?: Sometimes. Depends on the expensive thing.
3. Do you like mysterious people?: Not really.
4. Favorite type of chocolate?: Milk.
5. Ever met anyone in royalty?: Nope.
6. Are you creative?: I wouldn't be on dA if I didn't have some inkling of creativity.

------------------PINK-------------------

1. Closest pink thing to you?: A piece of paper.
2. Do you like sweet things?: I love sweet things.
3. Like play-fighting?: Physical or arguing? I play-argue.
4. Are you sensitive?: Definitely.
5. Do you like music?: It's a majority of my life.

-------------------WHITE-------------------

1. Closest white thing to you?: stool
2. Would you say you're innocent?: Not really
3. Good at keeping the peace?: Generally, yeah.
4. How do you imagine your wedding?: Perfect. And it will be, to me.
5. Do you like to play in the snow?: Of course.
6. Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentist?: No, I just get a creepy feeling when I'm in hospitals.

-------------------BLACK-------------------

1. Closest black thing to you?: my keyboard, which I'm touching right now.
2. Ever enjoy hurting people?: Not really, no. I'm too nice to like that.
3. Are you sophisticated or silly?: I'm both.
4. Would you like to go to space?: I'd like to see what else is out there.
5. Do you have a lot of secrets?: Yep.
6. What is your favorite color?: Blue
7. Does the color you wear affect your mood?: If so, then I am pretty dark.